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I Am Sam
(2001) |
4
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"I am a contrived, manipulative, overlong movie who's entire plot has no regard
for credibility" It's utterly depressing to think of how good Penn would be in a
GOOD "retard movie." Not even his best scene of drama can escape being
undermined by horrendous editing. Plus side: Dakota Fanning is exceptionally
cute and Michelle Pfeiffer still looks great.
[English,
132min, PG-13] |
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Ice Age
(2002) |
7.5 /10 |
Entertaining, often
funny family movie with excellent computer animation (it keeps getting better
and better), although plot predictability and an overly syrupy ending stop it
from fully defrosting. Dodo bird "extinction scene" is particularly funny as
are all
involving the ulta-cute Scrat, who nearly walks away with the movie.
Denis Leary also
ain't too shabby as voice of Diego the saber tooth tiger in his second
animated outing.
[English, 81min, PG] |
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Ichi the Killer
(2001) |
8.5 /10 |
Relentlessly
gruesome, operatically violent crime drama with a hint of dark humor,
featuring two instantly memorable, completely psychotic characters. One is a
flamboyant sadist who spends entire movie graphically (!) torturing to find
his missing mob boss (while sporting a surgically "enhanced" mouth). The
other, a mysterious crime fighter with retractable heel blades, slices and
dices through the criminal underworld when not dwelling on traumatic
childhood. Phew! Suffers from overkill towards the end. [Japanese,
129min, NR] |
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Identity
(2003) |
7 /10 |
Slick,
creatively ambitious take on slasher genre avoids cliché traps more often than
expected, aided by high caliber cast. Cusack gets most backstory mileage,
which along with built-in likeability gives him sympathetic edge over eclectic
group of characters. Murder sequences are skillfully executed, including one
memorably gruesome demise. Major twist 2/3’s in threatens to derail entire
story, placing it in limbo until chilling revelation eases over bumps.
[English,
90min, R] |
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Igby Goes Down
(2002) |
7
/10 |
The Culkin's have become the inverted Baldwin bros. as the offspring
continue to fair better than their Home Alone sibling. Kieran creates a
likable smartass as title character in this dark, sarcastic coming of age
story. Littered with supporting cast of familiar faces, notably Jeff Goldblum
in fine sleazy form, there are some hilarious scenes of clever wit throughout.
Unfortunately, scenes are greater than the sum, which is bogged down by sad
drama.
[English,
97min, R] |
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Innocence
(2000) |
6
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Not your typical
love story: a couple now in their 70's relive an affair from their youth,
which is paralleled with present through flashbacks. Unconventional age of
central character's is the only true refreshing angle (along with exploration
of infidelity in later life), and a strong emotional
core that ties
together both time periods is unfortunately missing. [English,
94min,
R] |
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Inside
(2007) |
7
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The premise is
simple: alone at home on Christmas Eve, a due-any-day widow is terrorized by
a demented woman intruder, hell-bent on stealing her unborn child (shown
via "womb-cam"). What plays out is an ultra-claustrophobic cat’n’mouse game
of survival, punctuated by unrelenting graphic violence and psychological
torture. Not pleasant by any stretch, but the filmmakers earn genre points
for fearlessly committing to story. Creepy moments occur early during
ethereal arrival of La femme. [French,
83min, UR]
6/09 |
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Inside Man
(2006) |
7.5
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Following Woody's lead with
Match Point, Spike Lee hits the gas
after a few years of engine idling, crafting a stylish, entertaining lil'
heist thriller driven by a top notch cast. While far glossier than "joint's"
of past, the story's frequent coloring from NYC's diverse ethnic pool is
distinctly Lee (including a great post-9/11 Arab rant), and clever plot
helps transcend predictability of genre. Most disarming is film's sense of
humor, particularly during flash-forwards. Loses momentum during needlessly
drawn out denouement. [English,
129min, R] |
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Insomnia
(2002) |
6.5
/10 |
Although well edited and shot, Nolan doesn't equal tight story success of
Following or Memento; Pacino is
left to wonder around zombie-like for most of movie and his actual insomnia
is surprisingly underplayed stylistically. Some intense moments but overall
a disappointment considering resources. Robin Williams is far more effective
as villain in
One Hour Photo. [English, 118min, R] |
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In the Bedroom
(2001) |
6.5
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Begins as
seemingly standard relationship drama before jarringly transforming
after one of the most shocking
scenes
of violence in years. Despite tremendous acting from Tom Wilkinson and Sissy
Spacek as parents coping with son's death, story wallows far too long in
bleak, almost sadistically depressing territory without injections of fresh
energy - like watching emotional equivalent of car wreck for over an hour.
In last act, half-baked attempt to switch into revenge-thriller mode rings
entirely false.
[English, 130min, R] |
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Iron Monkey
(1993) |
7
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Wild, '"Matrix /
Crouching Tiger" style martial arts and not much else. Later film's
American stunt novelty is actually diluted considerably when viewing this far
earlier (and better) usage of wire-fu, prior to it becoming common place.
[Cantonese,
90min, PG-13] |
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I Spy (2002) |
5
/10 |
for nearly 3/4s this
is a surprisingly entertaining secret agent farce with some good comic
chemistry between Wilson and Murphy. Then the screenwriter engages
self-destruct (if you've seen the movie, no pun intended) with a twist that
obliterates the carefree mood, leaves the characters reacting all wrong, and
then expects the audience to still laugh. Last stretch has some OK jokes,
but it's endless, stupid twists and anticlimactic resolution make this a
painful "coulda been" failure.
[English,
97min, PG-13] |
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