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Broken
(2005) |
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Once the
novelty surrounding the heavily
touted can-you-believe-we-made-this-for-only-$8,000 budget wears
off (which is fast), director Alex Ferrari's short movie reveals
itself as a poorly written, amateurishly acted, nauseatingly
pretentious attempt at achieving "cool," while exhibiting no concept
of what that means. From the inexplicably quirky characters, to the
smug "what it real?" ending, this is discount-bin Indy filmmaking
through and through (despite what Roger Ebert may have to say).
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Crossroads
(2002) |
1.5 /10 |
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This movie
proved three things: 1) Britney can NOT act; period, 2) Hollywood has
FAR worse screenplays than I ever imagined, and 3) Dan Aykroyd needs Ghostbusters 3
for any chance of a career comeback.
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93min, PG-13] |
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Dreamcatcher
(2003) |
1.5 /10 |
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Astronomically disastrous
book adaptation tosses watered down versions of Stand By Me and
Alien into a blender, switch set on "obliterate." Focus of King's novel
on unique bond among life long friends is traded for rehashed sci-fi gore.
Ironically, onset of incoherence begins after the film’s most memorable
characters are killed off (including a perfectly cast Jason Lee). Only a
handful of minor scenes make worthy translation to big screen.
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Pretty Models All in a Row
(1969) |
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Ed Wood's last
starring role is in this late 60's piece of trash centered around an
intercourse-free orgy that manages to last nearly an hour. Like going to a
strip club where the girls don't take off their tops: pointless.
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